My Speakeasy DSL line went
down sometime during the day of Sunday, May 1. It finally came back up at
about 2 PM on Monday, May 8.
It was a little bit hard to get sympathy from people once they
realized that my phone was working and I had a dialup line for
internet access. But really, a lot of things I do depend on having my
not only the high speed, but the static IP address. Here’s the
list I emailed a friend on wednesday of the horrible week:
-
I can’t email anyone whose ISP rejects mail from servers
with dynamic IP addresses (which includes my sister), -
the mailing lists that live on my machine don’t work for anyone
but me, and they don’t work very well for me because of (1). -
The script that updates my website doesn’t work because rsync
expects something it doesn’t have. -
Nobody who usually gets music off my home computer (which would
be more people than usual because of (3) can get at it, and I
have to email them. -
And all my browsing has to be over this dialup, which is ok for
lots of things, but one of the things I should be doing is
finding pictures for the covers of my books, and that’s really
slow.
Why so long to fix
DSL runs on the same technology as the telephone system, so you
would expect it to take the same amount of time to fix if the line
gets broken.
My Verizon telephone service goes down every year or two and
usually takes between two and three business days to fix. This is
longer than you want to be without phone service, especially when it
happens over a weekend, but is a lot shorter than the six business
days and one and a half weekends it took them to fix the Speakeasy DSL
outage.
The obviously relevant difference is that when my phone breaks, I
can call Verizon directly, explain that if they need access to the
phone closet I need to ask my neighbor for the key, and they tell me
when (within one day) the repair person will come and I get the key.
When the Speakeasy DSL broke, I called Speakeasy, they placed a
trouble ticket with COVAD, which placed a repair call with Verizon. I
have a log of all the “communication” that
happened between Speakeasy and Covad. From my point of view:
- I called to report the problem on Sunday, and was told the break
was before the building, so they probably wouldn’t need access to the
phone closet. - On Tuesday, a Verizon employee showed up at 4:30, and asked for
access to the phone closet. I called the neighbor whose apartment the
closet is in, who works at MIT, about 10 minutes round trip by car and
20 minutes on foot. She would have been happy to give me the key if I
went there but she wasn’t going to be home until 6:30 or so. The
Verizon employee said that after 5 it was unlikely he could fix the
problem because nobody would be in the office, so someone would come
“tomorrow morning”. - On Wednesday, I called Speakeasy at 5, having waited around all
day with the key but with nobody showing up. He said Verizon needed
me to commit to being at home for two days. I reluctantly committed
to being home on both Thursday and Friday, but asked that the
“escalate” because it seemed like the problem should have been fixed
by now. - On Friday I called at lunchtime to see if they thought there was
any chance at all that Verizon would come that afternoon, and it
turned out that Verizon had still not been told that I had the key to
the closet, and that they would call back with a new commit time from
Verizon. They called back saying that Verizon would come before 3 on
Saturday. I had plans for Saturday afternoon, but managed to find a
neighbor to leave the key with. - On Sunday morning, the neighbor said that he had not seen
Verizon. I called, and was told that Verizon doesn’t really come on
Saturdays, and that they would be there before 5 on Monday. - On Monday at 11 AM, Verizon arrived, fiddled in the phone closet,
and determined that they needed to also fiddle in a manhole. They
needed to find a policeman to direct traffic around the manhole, but
did so after lunch and fixed the problem by 2 PM. Note that at this
point I had spent all or part of 5 days under what I took to calling
“Verizon House Arrest”. Everybody who had dealt with Verizon repair
knew instantly what I was talking about. - On Tuesday evening, when I was running a rehearsal, Speakeasy
called to see if the problem was fixed. I said it was, but that while
I didn’t have time to talk now, I thought their system needed some
improvements, and I’d be happy to discuss it at some other time. They
assured me that there was no possible way to improve communication
with Verizon and hung up.
Another possibly relevant difference between getting Speakeasy DSL
fixed and getting a Verizon phone line fixed is that it may well be
part of Verizon’s business plan for selling Verizon DSL to make fixing
rival DSL’s difficult. If Speakeasy had fixed their system so that it
was clearly Verizon losing relevant information instead of Sepakeasy
or Covad not transmitting it, they would then be in a position to make
this claim through the legal system, and I would be happy to assist
them.
However, I think if Verizon’s lawyers got hold of the log of this
trouble ticket, they wouldn’t have any trouble claiming that they
weren’t responsible for this delay.
