[writings] Another limerick

There was a posting on the harp list this morning:

In a fit of curiosity, and as it was cheap, I purchased one of the 8
string Pakistani harp shaped objects. Now that I have satisfied
myself on several points of its utterly ludicrous design what do I do
with it? Ideas please- I have enough paperweights in my life.

That sounded like a limerick invitation, so I came up with:

Tacye's harp, which she bought on a whim,
Wouldn't play, though she plucked it with vim.
	 So she slices her bread
	 With the strings that are dead,
And her toast is now even and trim.